I knew it'd been a while since I made that batch of cookies - I couldn't remember exactly how long - but I had that chocolate craving I get about once a month.
The cookie was hard (it was soft after I made it). It didn't really taste that good either. After one bite, I chucked the rest.
A couple of hours later, after dinner, I had the worst indigestion, ever! In the morning, I woke up with a burning throat and a tiny bit of vomit in my mouth. All day long all I managed to hold down a few crackers... that's it!
I'll never eat an old cookie again!